Alright, flesheaters, it’s time for some zombie mayhem with our Undead September theme contest!

Just go to our submissions manager-click here or on the submissions button at the top of this page, and be sure to click on “Undead September” in the Theme Issue dropdown box.

“What’s in it for me?” you ask.

Aside from the usual lifetime share of royalties you get from the individual sale of the issue and the free contributor’s copy, you’ll be entered to win our Undead September GRAND PRIZE.

“Well, what the fuck do I GET, you assholes?!?!” you spit from your festering mouth hole.

How do $50 and a lifetime subscription to eHorror sound, meatmouth? That’s right, fifty bucks, and you never have to spend a goddamn dime on an issue of eHorror ever again… and guess what? If we go to print, actual print on paper, that’s included, along with any special issues or anthologies we produce.

Your name pretty much goes right smack onto our wall of fame, and you never have to pay for shit from eHorror ever again. How sweet… is THAT???

“How how how do I win???” you ask.

Our readers will vote on the stories after the issue drops, and we’ll announce the winner in October.

“B-b-but what are you looking for in a story?” you ask, quivering with excitement.

Good question, limb chewer.

Number one: follow our guidelines and keep it under 7500 words.

Number two: gives us zombies.

“Can they be zombies in love that sparkle like toilet water in the sun?”

If you give us love zombies, you might as well send us the rope to hang ourselves with while you’re at it.

We want two things: a great story and zombie carnage. Okay? Questions go to that eHorror editing slab of pork fat, [email protected]

GET CRACKING, MEAT PUPPETS!!!

Love,
eHorror Magazine